Mr. Erik and Mr. Greg
Erik The rabbit and Greg the bear lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told them that they could have three wishes each.
Mr. Greg immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Erik, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.
Mr. Greg was amazed at Mr. Erik's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Erik then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Greg could not believe it and complained that Mr. Erik had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Greg made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Erik for his last wish.
Mr. Erik revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, “I wish that Mr. Greg was gay!” and rode off as fast as he could.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!
