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Old 02-16-2006, 11:06 AM
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So I finally got done with jury duty.
3 muder trials in one week in Tulsa County. It's a record. Luckily I didn't have to serve and got released 2 days early. The bad thing is I havn't heard any good jokes lately.
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Murder trials?!? That's scary stuff.
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Phil,

I got called in a murder/rape case a couple of years ago - when the attorney's were questioning the jury pool they asked me if I could be impartial...I said yes. They asked me if I thought the Police had enough probable cause to arrest this man and if so, what did that mean to me.

I said, if the police arrested him, he must be guilty...needless to say, I was excused from the jury pool....
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Old 02-16-2006, 02:04 PM
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I was called to one and I told the DA I thought the Tulsa Police were egotistical liars from a past experience. I also got off. One guy said he'd like to help "strap him in". He got off also.
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Welcome back Phil, Well that was no joke, it was funny.
Thank you I missed your jokes!
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OK this is not funny, I was sitting here reading this thread yesterday thinking wow I have never been called before......
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