| Senile... Like a FOX!
One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from acrossPennsylvania Avenue, where he''''d been sitting on a park bench.
He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in andmeet with President Hillary Clinton."
The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn''''t residehere."
The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to thesame Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President HillaryClinton".
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton isnot President and doesn''''t reside here."
The man thanked him and again walked away .
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the verysame Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President HillaryClinton."
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man andsaid, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking tospeak to Mrs. Clinton. I''''ve told you already several times that Mrs.Clintonis not the President and doesn''''t reside here. Don''''t youunderstand?"
The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine. I just love hearing youranswer!"
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said,"See you tomorrow.
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