Three hicks were working on a telephone tower - Erik, Phil and Greg. Phil falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Erik says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Greg says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.
Erik says, "Where did you get that, Greg?"
"Phil's wife gave it to me," Greg replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
Well, not exactly", Greg says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Phil's widow'."
She said, "No, I'm not a widow!"
And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.
