Favorite Quotes

[Phil Brown]

" This is going to be a good day! Unlike that day I tried TAG body spray for sick cats"

-Peter from Family guy.

[Phil Brown]

But I'll tell you what's not cool--killing strippers. Strippers are people too; naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind the curtain of a VIP room. Besides, there's no reason to kill them, 'cause most of them are already dead inside...Good night, folks!

Peter

[Phil Brown]

Gays don't vommit. They're a very clean people. And they have been ever since they came to this country from France.

Peter

[Phil Brown]

"Sometimes our son Chris can be a boob, I mean a melon, I mean a sopping wet pair of breasts covered only by a thin red shirt."

Peter

[Phil Brown]

"At least they don't put their feminine ointments next to the mustard, Lois. That was the worst hot dog I ever ate."

Peter