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Old 02-28-2006, 11:12 AM
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the difference ....???

ok this one is old but a favorite.

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?
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Old 02-28-2006, 02:04 PM
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Ok I'll bite, what?
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Old 02-28-2006, 02:10 PM
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a washing machine doesnt follow you around for 2weeks after you drop your load in it.
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Old 02-28-2006, 02:24 PM
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My washing machine follows me around all the time! I guess I shouldn't have married it......If my washing machine were to see this she'd probably kill me........I wonder what it would be like to be murdered by a washing machine.
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