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Blonde jokes are based on the premise that people (primarily women) with blonde hair are naive, gullible, and...well, just plain stupid. You would think that this simple premise would get old - but lo and behold it does not, the best blonde jokes are alive and well in the 21st century! For some reason, like being attracted to the tabloids at the supermarket checkout counter, I just can't get enough of them, so I present to you the best blonde jokes I know of - and I hope that they make you crack a smile and laugh the rest of the day!
Blonde Joke #1: "Blonde on the lookout"
A redhead was well over the speed limit when she asked her blonde passenger, "See any cops behind us?" The blonde turned around for a long look. "Hey, yeah, I do." "Damn!" said the redhead. "Are his flashers on?" The blonde replied, "Yep, nope. Yep, nope. Yep, nope."
Blonde Joke #2: "First Class to Vegas"
The blonde plopped down in First Class in spite of her Coach ticket. The stewardess informed her, "Miss, you're going to have to move to your seat." But the blonde merely smiled smugly. "Honey, you don't understand: I'm cute, I'm blonde, and when I get to Las Vegas, I'm going to be rich." Even the head stewardess couldn't make her move. "I'm cute, I'm blonde, and when I get to Las Vegas, I'm going to be rich." Finally the Captain was summoned. He whispered in the blonde's ear, she gave him a surprised look, then stood up and moved quietly to Coach. The stewardesses were impressed. "What did you say to get her to leave?" "Oh, I just told her 'First Class doesn't stop in Las Vegas!'"
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