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Old 04-09-2008, 10:26 AM
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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like.. Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
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So you're saying they're NOT trying to get the quarter back during the whole game?
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thanks a lot for the good share..nice one, LOL! i am glad that i came across with your post! i am such a loser today,now at least i smiled. thanks!
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That is a pretty funny one.
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whats worst is that probably happened!!!
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Very funny ive got a few of those on the boil!!!
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