| After Life of a Mortgage Broker
Last Night as I lay sleeping & died or so it seemed.
I went to heaven, but only in my dreams.
Up there St. Peter met me standing at the pearly gates.
He said “I must check your record, please stand here and wait.”
He returned & said “Your record is covered with terrible flaws.
On earth I see you rallied for every losing cause.
I see that you drank alcohol & smoked & partied too.
Fact is, you’ve done everything a good person should never do.
We can’t have people like you up here.
Your life was full of sin.”
Then he read the last of my record,
Took my hand & said “Come In.”
He led me up to the Big Boss & said, “Take him in and treat him well,
He used to work for a mortgage company,
He’s done his time in hell!”
Happy St. Patrick’s Day
And
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!!!
Jim
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