| ..... oh the temptation.
I'm sorry newbie, I didn't mean to yank your chain like that but I got a nice chuckle out of your scenario.
Let me give you a little advice if I may before the rest of this board tears you to shreds.
1. 80% dti? you mean LTV I presume.
2. 50k in outstanding credit? Not gonna happen.
3. Your wish list.
a. sisa, maybe but not knowing the income, it's hard to determine.
b. no down / int only? Not gonna happen. Payment shock?
c. no closing costs? you must be joking. Are you originating for free?
second of all I can't issue a title policy for less than the STATE
mandates, that's illegal. he wants his escrow free? Title exam free?
survey free? Arm endorsement free? Not gonna happen.
d. Incorporate the debt into his mortgage.... all the while not putting
anything down. Where is the room here?
e. Retards drain their IRA for home improvements. Smart people use IRA
for retirement first, and emergencies second. not sure where home
improvement falls in line there.
So here is my last pearl for you. chances are you scored this lead and the guy already has a deal set up and he's yanking your chain to see if you can get him anything better. or..... The guy is a total ass and probably being older hence the 25k IRA he believes he can buy a house without putting anything down since he is a hell of a guy and has a nice credit score.
I have seen High School Seniors with 800+ credit scores, but I wouldn't give them 250k, especially if they ran up 50k in 20%+ interest debt.
Lastly, if your client is legit, you need to man up or woman up and take control of your client. being a first time home buyer, he is not entitled to make those kind of outrageous demands. Either give him the riot act and tell him how it's going to be, or fire the client and move on.
Working on this deal will only cost you time and money you could have closed two other deals on.
George
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